What I’m thinking at Professional Development sessions …
Stop asking stupid questions.
Sunday nights be like …
You know you’re a teacher when … you rock back and forth in a fetal position on Sunday nights.
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FAQ
If I put my phone under the table, you can’t tell that I am texting. Right?
Right. I just assume you are working on an elaborate macramé project down there, and you are afraid your classmates might steal your original design.
Read more: ‘A teacher answers student’s frequently asked questions’.
I WANT TO DO ALL THE PD!
Just signed up to a whole heap of Professional Development.
My chair is comfy and it’s warm.
When you’re at professional learning and the presenter asks you to get out of your seat for an ‘activity’:
Teachers love stationery
“10. Teachers love stationery. They are stationery addicts! Sharpies, highlighters and post-its. They will often buy new stationery whilst out and about just because they cannot help themselves.”
See the list here: http://ictevangelist.com/ten-things-everyone-should-know-about-teachers/
23 Star Wars Gifs that perfectly describe life as a teacher
13. When you spend an entire day on pointless PD meetings…
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