Stop asking stupid questions.
You know you’re a teacher when … you rock back and forth in a fetal position on Sunday nights.
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If I put my phone under the table, you can’t tell that I am texting. Right?
Right. I just assume you are working on an elaborate macramé project down there, and you are afraid your classmates might steal your original design.
Just signed up to a whole heap of Professional Development.
When you’re at professional learning and the presenter asks you to get out of your seat for an ‘activity’:
“10. Teachers love stationery. They are stationery addicts! Sharpies, highlighters and post-its. They will often buy new stationery whilst out and about just because they cannot help themselves.”
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